unsuspecting-vans:

fasterfood:

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? 

theyellowbrickroad:

what doesnt kill you may cause bleeding or nausea

hanni-banana-bal:

hannibananabal

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

wh0ritos:

chowder is the best show ever

urbancatfitters:

why do ppl have to do such horrible things like become rlly hot and then not date me god what is wrong w/ the world

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

ashestoashesjc:

i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from

to

zachariebutts:

when one of your friends has food

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

hedgehogpincushion:

I want the long story.

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

strontiumsun:

I decided that his gas clouds would be condensing mercury.